I asked my wife to go get me a phone book.

She laughed at me, and said “You’re so old. Just use my phone.” So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.

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Phone book? Where would I find that, 1990?

VicinSea

Well this is awkward, I, uh, have a phone book.

Sardonic_Potential

Colloquial term. We had phone books and used buggies to push both groceries and babies. Midwest girl here.

NurseDiesel62

Ya gots ta has a phones book

JmanEspresso

Kindle?

jtjmorris