I know I’m gonna get hate for saying this, but there are some races that I just don’t like.

For instance, anything with an obstacle in it. Like if I’m running 10k, don’t make me climb over a wall halfway through it.

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I was in a bar the other day, when a girl asked me, “What do you do?” I responded, “I race cars.” Screeching with excitement, she shot back, “Do you win many races!?” I sighed… “No, the cars are much faster.”

ES_FTrader

I had to check the subreddit after reading the title… I was expecting unpopularopinion and was like oh man this is going to be good lol

dubc4

If somebody races professionally, you can call them racist.

Traksimuss

Potato sack races. FTS.

Snushine

I was expecting someone to mention Tieflings, until I realized this wasn’t a post in /r/dndmemes

RoboNinjaPirate