Mean mommy joke my mom used to tell me

“Mommy mommy I’m tired of running in circles!” “Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor!”

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Mommy mommy, do we have to visit grandma again? Shut up, and keep digging.


Good mom’s let you lick the mixer when you’re making brownies. Great mom’s turn it off first.


“Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl Shut up and flush.”


Mommy mommy why is daddy running so fast? Shut up and reload.


Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to go to America! Shut up, child, and keep swimming!