The older you get the more likely you already have the outfit you’ll die in.

Read the Story

Show Top Comments

Unless you slip and fall in the shower


If you’re rushed to the hospital they will probably take your clothes off of you.


My old Xbox avatar is wearing the same clothes that he will be wearing when I die.


Takes another drag from joint…what if, like the universe has a predetermined outfit everyone will die in. But you can only die once you buy it.


I’d like to think I’ll die wearing a mankini