Twenty Bucks

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman. “What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer. “I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.” “Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”

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Money trouble forced a wife to work as a prostitute. She comes home with $200.25 and her husband asks “which cheap bastard gave you 25 cents?” She replies, “All of them”.

elee0228

An old man sees a prostitute and asks “How much for a little fun ?”. The working girl notices the man’s advanced age and asks “How old are you ?”. The man proudly answers “I’m 87 !”. She scoffs and tells him “You’ve had your fun !” The old man responds “”Okay … How much do I owe you ?”

Groovy_Chainsaw

Hahaha, you got me! Didn’t see that coming! Updoot for you

rktek85

Good one mate.

cats_funny

He immediately demanded his $20 back when he realized it was the cow from which he got milk for free.

HeldDownTooLong