and we saw dogs mating.
She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?”
I replied: “He can smell she is ready . That’s how nature works.”
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: “How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?”
I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”
We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?”
I said: “Oh, yes; it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.”
Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.
She said: “Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.”
Surprised, “Why do you say that?” I asked her.
She replied: “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.”Show Top Comments
When it comes to sex, I’m like a wild animal.
I’m way more scared of you than you are of me.elee0228
Without Covid-19, this joke would not make sense.EatCrud
i could see the ending coming from a mile away.. linking the loss of smell to covid was not expected thoughadit07
Ah the season of spring when all animals around u mate. xDApoorvJHA22
Actually my sense of smell is the reason I’m dropping you off. You need to have a gynecologist check that.geronika