Subway measures their sandwiches like guys measure their dicks

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Subway measures their sandwiches starting at the balls?

RandomTangentNeil

I am proud to say that my dick reaches the 28.5cm mark on a standard 30cm ruler. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine which side of the ruler I measured from.

ZurEnArrhBatman

They add an inch to the actual measurement? I’ve never actually measured a sandwich.

SSDD1

They take a ruler mesure it : It says 3.6 inches “Meh lets round it up to 6 inches”

Whitent_guy

12 inches is the name of the sandwich not the actually size. I’m sure a few guys have used that tactic.

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