You’re on a date with the horniest man/woman in the world. You get $1 million if you say something that makes them not want sex from you. What do you say?

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So I guess I should mention that I have Hepatitis A through E. It’s one of the only things I didn’t get an F in


I love you


“Alright, you might want to wear protection though, so the pimples on my dick don’t pop inside you.”


I hope I’m not presumptuous but I pre shit the bed before I came out.


“I’ll only fuck you for 2 million dollars.”