“I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls you gave me a piece of advice. You said ‘good companion, good in bed, good mother – pick two'”
The father looked kindly at his son and nodded.
“Well, I feel like I have a good life. My wife is kind to me and a lovely mother to our three kids.” The father nodded back to his son with a knowing look and replied.
“That’s great son, but when I said ‘pick two’ I meant pick the second one.”
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Father: Son, you should choose a woman who can cook, a woman who is great in bed, a woman who is a fantastic mother, and a woman that makes you look good in front of your friends.
Son: OK thanks Dad.
Father: But most importantly Son, those 4 women should never meet.defragnz
Pick two girlsDnDuin
Pick two! Two! TWO WOMEN! Amateurs!ehossain
I was expecting it to end with his picking two women. Good twistL-Guy_21