Genie: You have 3 wishes.

Me: I want a world without lawyers. Genie: Done. That concludes your wishes. Me: But you said I have 3 wishes? Genie: Sue me.

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Lawyers: Don’t exist Me: sues the genie because theres no lawyer to defend his case and thus the claim cannot be refuted

Fear-It-Run-From-It

I like the implication that lawyers are the only thing stopping genies from screwing with us, as if genies are afraid of legal rtribution

tr0let

Shakespeare has entered the chat

jackspw

HA!

mleonrivas

Sue you!

Waitsfornoone