Hey kids! Bare-bottomed monkey man with fake penis teaches kids to read

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Holy shit that’s hilarious. I thought it would be some cute little ambiguously dangly bits on the front, but no, that’s a straight up strap-on dildo. Amazing.

dirtmother

Who thought this was a good idea?

zstandig

I don’t wanna go to the library anymore

prettyfly4aporkpie

Still better than Catholic school.

RyansBooze

Well at least he wasn’t teaching them critical race theory. /S

poorbill