I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget

So I dug through my feces to find it. My wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was just mining my own business.

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But I thought she was the gold digger?

fh3131

This story sounds like a motherlode of crap

wray_nerely

This is comedy gold

TmaToto

Shit for thanks!

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