I told my girlfriend that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one!!

“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.

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Hey man, you don’t want to be dating the one weirdo even the milkman won’t sleep with.


How dairy!


I remember Paul Merton telling this classic on the radio but I can’t remember the comedian he credited it to, any help OP?


Maybe the girlfriend doesn’t live in the building.


The moment you know that you have bigger problems than you thought. … As if anyone believes someone delivers milk to a residential building anymore.