Q: How do you know if a bass player is successful?

A: His girlfriend has a job.

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Q: What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A: Homeless.

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Q: Where does a drummer store his gear? A: The pawn shop.

wunuvukynd

How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay them for the pizza.

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How can you tell if the stage is level? The bass player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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What do you call the guy who hangs around with musicians? A drummer

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