A person can be described as “Sweet” or “Bitter”, they can be “Salty” or have a “Sour” expression. But nobody describes themselves as “Umami”

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People are often described as unsavory. They are obviously the anti-umami.


Well, your mother may say: “I am u momy”


Jesus Christ was Saviory. Is that close enough?


Words don’t have meaning, they have usage. I strongly recommend you to be the pioneer for that one. Furthermore, if you think about it, most people should be described as umami : just as comforting it is to be among representatives of your specie, neither a source of dopamine nor an inconvenience.


Not too many people know what umami is.