Driving home from a dinner out one night. A wife says to her husband…

“Harry I want a divorce, I’ve been fucking your brother and he’s got a much bigger cock than you.” The husband doesn’t respond. Just speeds up a little. “I’ve spoken to a lawyer, he’s says I’ll get everything. Custody of the kids, the house and all the savings.” Again he puts his foot on the accelerator. And swerves just a little bit. “WELL. HAVEN’T YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY? WHAT DO YOU WANT?” He steers toward a brick wall and says “I’ve got everything I need… Our only airbag!”

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honestly she kinda deserves that

Dark-Descent

“Harry, are you sure the airbag is workable?”

Business_Astronaut_7

Moments before he hits the brick wall, he remembers that the airbag was actually on the passenger side

sinr_88

Dudes rock 😎🤘

jmedjudo

And now for the brother..

Ido22