In a confession booth…

ME: I committed all seven deadly sins in 30 minutes. PRIEST: Wow I gotta hear this. ME: I was angry and envious at my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and I didn’t share. PRIEST: You forgot pride. ME: No, Im pretty proud of this.

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“You forgot pride.” “I’m not ‘confessing’.”


David Fincher should have made this version of Seven.


I like the priest’s (first) reply!


I’ve seen this joke a few times now, I’ve never understood the “lazily seduced his wife” like that word was shoehorned in there for the sake of getting all the sins covered