A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy

The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids’ screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up. The C.E.O says “I’ll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze” so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up. The janitor says “I’ll be an artist” so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever. The janitor says “I got a masters degree in art.”

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As an art major, I want to give you gold but I can’t afford it.


TIFU by telling my art major girlfriend this joke..


Four guys were in a cafe Engineering major : humans are the most complex and beautifully designed machines Chemistry major: humans are an accumulation of connected chemical reactions IT major : human brain is a group of small calculaters working together known as neurons Philosophy major : what are “humans”, what does it mean to be a person, are we all seeing the same world? The three other in united voice : shut up and get us our lattes


Someone should have said “I want to be a writer”. Then simply sat in a Starbucks all day, drinking coffee in front of a laptop and do absolutely fucking nothing.


Ok but ackchually if he could sell a piece for a billion dollars, why is he a janitor.