And so John said to David come forth and you shall win eternal life…

But David came fifth and won a toaster

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My friend only believes 12.5% of the bible. He is an eighth theist.

elee0228

Another version I‘ve herad. – And the Lord said unto John… ‟Come forth and receive eternal life.” but John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit.‟

feiyuem

Reposted every other day… and it’s always a toaster.

MinFootspace

Just shut up and take my money!

Boba_T_Fett

I wonder what the first guy got.

Tiiba