Growing up, it sure seemed like quick sand and thunderstorms were gonna be a real problem.

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Quicksand turned out to be a dud, but you don’t mess around with a Southeast US Gulf Coast Thunderstorm


What about all those times I was told to drop and roll in the grass. Definitely thought I’d have been on fire a couple of times by now…


I mean, thunderstorms ARE definitely a pretty real problem buddy. They kill thousands of people a year globally


This is a John Mulaney bit. More so the quick sand and that’s the better joke IMO


I really thought I’d need more ninja stars in the future.