If a person has a continuous fever of 108F for a week, a small thin piece of meat can be cooked in their booty hole

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What gets me is the “for a week” part. Wouldn’t the person be dead by then and the body be closing in on ambient temperature?

StaceyMike

Sure, because they’ll be dead and the decomposing corpse will generate plenty of heat…..and maggots.

zombieblackbird

Aaannndddd this post and comment section is enough Reddit for tonight….

Terminz

What the fuck goes through your head in the shower?… nevermind, I don’t want to know.

RayNooze

Rump roast.

justabill71