LPT : When first visiting new parents to meet the baby. Bring food ready to eat then, bring food for them to have later, insist on making and serving the drinks and don’t stay longer than 2 hours.

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keepthetips

LPT: Don’t go visit the new baby

SnooPuppers8643

Half an hour is more appropriate.

Howdareyougooddaysir

Also, offer to do their cleaning. And take a shift if the baby wakes up in the night. Offer to cover their work shifts. Edit: OMG reading some of the comments elsewhere in the thread a day later this comment doesn’t seem so facetious… Really, people think you should do their cleaning if you come to meet the baby?! Am I trying to gain favour with a baby Don Corleone here or what?

srdgbychkncsr

Bring condoms and let them know it’s okay to make mistakes, but don’t let it happen again.

Snizzlesnoot