Piranhas are much less of a problem in adult lives than most 9 year olds think.

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Piranhas and strangers with free drugs. Adult me is disappointed in the frequency in which I encounter either of these.

Crow_Nevermore

And quicksand.

frigfrigfrig

Y’all watched that video of the kid fishing with a slab of meat too?

big_sugi

Where I live it’s wolves. All children are very afraid of them and my daughter won’t even go near a forest. There’s like 2 wolves in the whole country.

TheoremaEgregium

It’s the piranha plants that do all the damage

Bird_kick