Ah yes, don’t have any actual aspirations. I’m so mad at this

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It’s one thing to be religious, it’s another to just give something credit for everything you’ve ever done and will do in your life. They don’t even allow for replies, probably because they know what kind of response this would get.

Kwylkuso

Be humble and be sure to give at least 10% of everything you earn to the church, because Jesus loves you. Hola, mi nombre es Jesús y te amo. Por favor, dame tu dinero.

Count2Zero

Can’t fail if you don’t have any real goals

dandel1on99

What a sad and pathetic life to aspire to.

Galphanore

God’s like “Here have free will, but only use your free will to be a good slave to me”.

cackmatte