Bob was in trouble

He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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Bob’s service will be held this Saturday at 11.


> Bbo has been missing since Friday.. Must’ve fainted.


Rumour says Bob never came back from work.


>Bob has been missing since Friday. Adds nothing to the joke.


*Wegh* to go Bob!