Fantastic Four: Jar Jar Binks Actor Ahmed Best Wants to Play Reed Richards

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What if we just got actors whose reputations were totally fucking ruined by one film to be the main cast. Let’s do it, let’s get fuckin Aang from The Last Airbender film, see if he’s still around, let’s get, I don’t know, what’s Robin from Batman and Robin doing these days? And uh, I don’t know, what was shit that came out in the past few years… Fifty Shades? Hey look, it won a Razzie the same year as the last Fantastic Four movie, it’s perfect. They both got worst picture. Let’s throw that fucking lady in there, she can be Sue. The perfect storm for a movie that could be either terrible or brilliant.

Gate4043

Meesa stretchy arms! Can’t be worse than the last movies though

TrumpsBoneSpur

“Meesa stop Victor Doom!!!” “The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent , Richards!!!”

LilG1984

Meesa Reed Richards. Meesa too focus on cefritugal forces to please meesa’s innissable wife

DonTori

Christ, no! He hasn’t done any serious performing outside of voice work for several years. Just sit back, mate, and let that Star Wars coin roll in.

ReginaldJohnston