How do you properly milk a flock of sheep?

Tell them the election was stolen, then ask for money.

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Alternatively you can tell them you’re running for president then back out after taking their donations

Suedash

Tell them they’re oppressed and then send them out to riot in the streets until the election.

rochameist

Tell them they must tithe.

jet_heller

Release a new I phone

okeysmokeyartichokey

Trump: You can milk anything with nipples. De Niro: I have nipples, Donald, can you milk me?

takk78