Three men get lost in the woods…

As they search for a path out together they accidentally stumble into the part of the woods ruled by fairies. The fairy King is not impressed with intruders and orders them executed. They beg for their lives and the King decides they shall complete a two part challenge to be shown the way out. “For the first part of the challenge, you shall each collect three fruits from my woods” proclaimed the King. The three head out and after awhile the first man returns with three apples. “Well done. For the second part of the challenge you must push those three fruits up your ass without changing your facial expression” Under penalty of death and with no other choice he pushes the first apple up his ass. He is in serious trouble when he starts the second apple. He wails out as he starts pushing it up his ass. The king chops his head off. The second man returns with three small berries. The King explains the rules and the man easily pushes the first two berries up. Just as he is about to push the third up, he bursts out laughing hysterically. The king kills him. In the afterlife the first man berates the second man, “You were so close! Why did you burst out laughing?” “I saw the third man coming back with pineapples”

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I’ve heard the version where it was a durian instead

zxchew

I’ve heard it with watermelons

lenzerz

This joke used to be an island with villagers

mikerichh

I’ve heard one with jackfruits and I think that wins the case.

thought-criminal-_

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