What do you call a boner at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Stiff competition?

NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

take my upvote and go to hell

psych_foxtrot

rigor mortis

whoknowsme2001

That’s also the name of an enemy on Terraria. It’s a spooky dead tree that attacks you during a Halloween event iirc.

BGS_B

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he sw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ‟Morning!” he said. The other man replies, ‟No, just having a shit.”

olusi