A few minutes before the services started, satan appeared at the front of the church

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and said, “Do you know who I am?” The man replied, “Yep, sure do.” “Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked. “Nope, sure ain’t.” said the man. “Don’t you realize I can kill you with one word?” asked Satan. “Don’t doubt it for a minute,” returned the old man, in an even tone. “Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?” persisted Satan. “Yep,” was the calm reply. “And you are still not afraid?” asked Satan. “Nope,” said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?” The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for 48 years.”

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This reminds me of a story of when my brother and I were on an airplane when I was around 12 and he was 10. We were sitting on a side of the plane that had 3 seats with an older lady. Even before the plane took off she talked to us about everything school, sports, what she saw outside the window. My brother and I weren‘t very talkative so she spent 99.9% of the tme talking. This went on for the entire duration of the 3 hour flight. Later I learned… My dad who was sitting a row behind us and accross the‘sle turned to a guy who was reading a paper and said ‟That lady never shuts up!” The man pulled down the paper and said ‟tell me about it i’ve been married to her for 43 years”

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Satan arrives to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!”, he says, “You wasted your entire pitiful life!” “Well,” the man replies, “at least I’m not a adult living in my father’s basement.”

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‟I can make you married to her for other 48 years,” Satan said. The man started screaming and running for the front entrance.

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The man’s wife has evil lessons with Satan every week. Because they are family, she teaches for free.

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Satan asks “ROBERT?? IS THAT YOU?”

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