A gorgeous young redhead on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?” “I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.” “With your honest face, Father, no one will question you,” she replied. When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” “From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.” The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?” Father replied, “I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused.” Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next please!”

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I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‟Hey! The sign says you are open 24 hours.” He Said, ‟Yes, but not in a row!”


This joke is reposted here so often, even the flight from Dublin to London takes more time.


Official: ‟can you step through this x-ray machine please father” Father: ‟why of course” Official discovers that if you never use your cock, it ends up grossly misshapen.


Oh good, only the 4837588485858525th time this joke has been reused here.


I’m glad it was pointed out that the girl had red hair.