A reporter went to a small village…

And asked one of the villagers, “hey could you tell me a story about your village?” The villager says “well one time a neighbors goat got lost in the mountains, and we all got together to look for it, and then we found it. We all celebrated and drank and then we all had sex with the goat”. The reporter looks astonished and says “My friend I can’t make a report on a story like that, why don’t you tell me a happy story” The villager says “Oh ok, well one time the wife of a neighbor got lost, we all got together to look for her and we found her. Then we all celebrated and drank and then everyone had sex with her. The reporter then says “My god, well then tell me a sad story!” The villager, saddened, looks to the ground and replies, “Well one time I got lost.”

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Where can I find this village so that I can go missing from it?

pm_me-ur_vulva

*My favorite village story/joke….* Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.   The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.   The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.   Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!   The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.   In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers; “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.”   The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.   They never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!   Now you have a better understanding of how the cryptocurrency market works.

Waitsfornoone

You can choose death, or ***P U N T A***

Uncle480

That was indeed the most suave tale about sexual congress with livestock that I’ve ever heard in these parts.

thats1evildude

I was the villager that got lost and I was sad because I was too well hidden to be found in time to ‘celebrate’. Next time I’m going to wear a cowbell!

HeldDownTooLong