A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.”

“What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , then she asked, ‘and 9 * 7?’ So I asked ‘what’s the fucking difference?’ “Indeed, what is the difference?” asks the father. ”Sure, I’ll go.” The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, “Dad, have you gone by the school?” “Not yet.” “Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.” “Why?” asks the father. “Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I suppose to stand on…. my cock??'” “Exactly,” says the father. “Alright, I’ll come.” The next day, the boy asks his father “Did you go to the school?” “No, not yet.” “Don’t bother, I got expelled.” Surprised, the father asks “Why did you get expelled?” “Well, they summoned me to the principal’s office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.” “The fuck was the art teacher doing there!?” asks the father. “That’s what I said!”

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I can’t stop swearing no matter how much I try. It truly is a curse.

elee0228

I heard something similar in real life, except I was in the park and some woman is asking her young son “where’s your fucking brother, why weren’t you fucking watching him” and the son replies “I don’t fucking know!” ​ Me and a random dude nearby kinda glance at each other and agreed “apple doesn’t fall from the tree there”

phormix

I mean, the original is sort of funnier which goes: ​ A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , But then she asked, ‘and 9 * 7?'” And the father goes “What’s the fucking difference?”. And the son says “That’s what I said”.

littleboy_xxxx

This was my first time reading this joke. I literally laughed loudly for a good whole minute. If I had gold. I would give all of them to u OP. This was that good

Redhand1113

What’s the joke

jiorgioL