An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge.

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer. “How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly?” he asks. “99.97%,” the engineer replies confidently. The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around. “Guess I’m swimming then.”

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So now I’m curious. Does antivaxxer still refer to people that refuse any and all vaccines for them and their children, or just the rona vaccine?


Awesome. I am going to spread this joke around like anti-maskers spread Covid.


To be fair, a fail rate of 0.03% is pretty terrible for a bridge.


How long has that bridge been there? Are there any long term studies that prove people won’t get eaten in 6 years? My friend’s, uncle’s, brother’s, niece crossed the bridge and tripped and scraped her knee. That bridge only has an emergency inspection certification.


Great joke and great analogy