The reason the washing machine only ever eats one sock is because when it eats a pair we don’t notice it

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Actually it’s the dryer that disappears socks – the spinning action creates a miniature temporary wormhole just big enough to swallow one sock and then immediately dissipate. I believe the wormhole leads to a world of one-footed aliens, who are very grateful for our donations of footwear, however unintentional the donations may be.


I have few issues with this. 1. Gnomes 2.? 3. Profit


Washing machine: You ignore me at your peril!


Wow. Survivorship bias at work


Its the dryer that devours socks, not the washer. Where do you think lint comes from? Exploded socks, that’s where.