The reason the washing machine only ever eats one sock is because when it eats a pair we don’t notice it

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Actually it’s the dryer that disappears socks – the spinning action creates a miniature temporary wormhole just big enough to swallow one sock and then immediately dissipate. I believe the wormhole leads to a world of one-footed aliens, who are very grateful for our donations of footwear, however unintentional the donations may be.

vinnydaq

I have few issues with this. 1. Gnomes 2.? 3. Profit

1ifeSentienceDeath

Washing machine: You ignore me at your peril!

SocialDiablo

Wow. Survivorship bias at work

bools_winnfield

Its the dryer that devours socks, not the washer. Where do you think lint comes from? Exploded socks, that’s where.

exsilverss