At the end of your life, as your eyes close for the last time, a GAME OVER screen appears with all your stats scrolling though with such entries as “Strawberries Eaten: 215” and “Time spent scrolling Reddit: 15 Years”. What is your most/least impressive stat?

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Time I spent within 10 meters of my crush but not asking her out: 6 months


Time that I spent fantasising about the fabled stats screen: 115 hours.


Most impressive : Virgin: 98 years Least impressive: Number of eye blinks: 42


Runescape playtime: 14,763 days


Time spent over analyzing things that never happen: entire life