I attended a self-defence course.

At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, “Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me…£380.” “I refuse to pay,” I told him. “You have to,” he insisted. “Well then, you’ll have to fight me for it.” So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me bloody, bruised and beaten. He said, “£380. Cough it up.” “No,” I told him, wiping my lip. “Because it was clearly a waste of money.”

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Nice one!


No I usually pay 200 to get beat up do it again .


Catch 22.