Jeff Bezos’ Penis-Shaped Rocket Launches Dr. Evil Comparisons

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People talk a lot about his privileged upbringing, but Jeff Bezos’ childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he’d make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

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Not sure it’s the rocket that draws Dr Evil comparisons

Obling

All rockets are shaped like a penis.

WingLeviosa

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OrangeHamberder

Hey look, it’s a huge . . .

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