“So anyways, I started inbreeding…”

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You already missed some of the plot holes. Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, yadda yadda yadda, expelled from the Garden. Adam & Eve have two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain gets understandably pissed off because God is playing favorites and prefers Abel. So he kills Abel. Following the narrative, there are now 3 living humans on Earth, right? Next scene – God sends Cain away. He goes off and gets married. TO WHOM? ​ I once asked some JW’s who came to the door exactly this question. Have you ever seen someone’s brain do a “blue screen”? Yep, that’s what happened. They stood there shocked for a few seconds, as if this question had never occurred to them. They then gave me some lame excuse about having to go ask an Elder for advice…


This made me 😆🤣 If you rewrote the “good book” like how you just did here, I would definitely read it. Thanks for making my morning a good one! 😁😁


I also enjoy pointing out: > Goal of Garden of Eden: Perfection. > Status: Failed. > Goal of Flood: Restore perfection. > Status: Failed. > Goal of Heaven: Perfection. > Status: Pending…


Also, let’s not forget that Noah supposedly did all this at age 950.


* Adam and Eve eat the fruit, realize they’re naked. Ashamed, they *hide* from god when he comes to the garden. Omnipotent, omnipresent deity *can’t find them*, has to call out to find them.