“So anyways, I started inbreeding…”

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You already missed some of the plot holes. Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, yadda yadda yadda, expelled from the Garden. Adam & Eve have two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain gets understandably pissed off because God is playing favorites and prefers Abel. So he kills Abel. Following the narrative, there are now 3 living humans on Earth, right? Next scene – God sends Cain away. He goes off and gets married. TO WHOM? ​ I once asked some JW’s who came to the door exactly this question. Have you ever seen someone’s brain do a “blue screen”? Yep, that’s what happened. They stood there shocked for a few seconds, as if this question had never occurred to them. They then gave me some lame excuse about having to go ask an Elder for advice…

Count2Zero

This made me 😆🤣 If you rewrote the “good book” like how you just did here, I would definitely read it. Thanks for making my morning a good one! 😁😁

lilbunnikins

I also enjoy pointing out: > Goal of Garden of Eden: Perfection. > Status: Failed. > Goal of Flood: Restore perfection. > Status: Failed. > Goal of Heaven: Perfection. > Status: Pending…

pdxb3

Also, let’s not forget that Noah supposedly did all this at age 950.

ATLCoyote

* Adam and Eve eat the fruit, realize they’re naked. Ashamed, they *hide* from god when he comes to the garden. Omnipotent, omnipresent deity *can’t find them*, has to call out to find them.

expressly_ephemeral