The man’s wife left him

Upset, he went for a drive and suddenly ran over a cop and crushed him to death. Not knowing what else to do, he threw the cop in the trunk and drove to the cemetery. When he got there, he came across a drunken watchman. “Listen, if you bury this body with no questions asked, I’ll pay you $100, that’s all I have.” The watchman agreed. After that, the man got into his car and left the cemetery in a hurry. He was confused and did not look where he was going and… Before he could realize what was happening, he knocked down another cop. He was even more confused – it’s not every day that you’re lucky enough to hit a cop twice. He needed to pull himself together and figure out what to do. He came up with an unusually stupid plan: He drove back to the cemetery and quietly threw the second cop to the watchman while he was distracted. The watchman finished burying the first one, turned around only to see the second cop. “WTF? I swear I buried it??” Just down the road there was a police post near the cemetery. The cop notices that the same car had travelled back and forth to the cemetery and decided to check what was happening. He drove to the cemetery where the watchman just buried the second cop. The officer asked him: “What’s going on here?” Only for the watchman hit him on the head with a shovel: “Will you just fucking stay buried?!” Big thanks to /u/SephariusX and many others who helped improve the joke grammatically

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the watchman should be a drunk watchman right?

clrsky

What’s that got to do with the mans wife leaving him?

swardfin

The career of the Kowalski brothers, the first and only triplets to serve together on the Burlingham County police force, came to a shocking and abrupt end.

Malvastor

It was funny, but I think you should make all 3 cops, or all 3 traffic cops. When you call the third one a traffic cop when the first two aren’t, it makes me think he had a different uniform, which made the joke harder imagine correctly.

Frangiblepani

It’s hilarious

__checkmate