Trump embodies all the traits of god.

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People always ask me about Jerusalem. It’s fantastic. I do very well with the Israelites. No one loves Israelites more than me, BELIEVE ME. We’re going to have so much mana in that desert they’ll be sick of it. The walls of Jericho just got 10 feet higher. I am the alpha and the omega, the best from start to finish. Lots of people are saying that. And the Amalekites? Lock them up! Lock them up!

thesunmustdie

God probably has better hair and posture though…

solidcordon

That’s exactly what god is. A human like totalitarian dictator who requires 100 percent obidience.

Trump_uv_rayz

> Trump embodies all the traits of god No, trump actually exists.

atheist-auteur

At least god had better than a third grade vocabulary.

FIREn00b