Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.

Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!” “That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”

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Ths made me smile and nod my head

antonio1986cro

I’M SURPRISED THE RIBBON DIDN’T KNOCK THAT CARD OUT OF HER BUTT WHEN SHE WIPED.

itzteknikalbho

Party in the rear…everybody’s cumming.

HeldDownTooLong

I thought he was going to say she came home and somehow took 1st Place

ShortYellowBusWLickr

Real LOL

iplayfast