What are some practical uses for a 30lb bucket of mayonnaise?

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300 bologna sandwiches

Young-Grandpa

An instrument?…

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Big Ed has hair product all week long.

SupernaturalPhoenix

Step 1: remove shorts (you are naked) Step 2: step into the mayo Step 3: steep in the mayo Step 4: you have become mayo I hope this helps

PenisSlipper

1: Begin a rivalry with your neighbor 2: your neighbor is outside 3: pour the mayonnaise on your neighbor. 4: get a restraining order filed against you 5: your reputation is tarnished 6: 30 years down the line, you are an urban legend. The mayonnaise man.

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