A thief broke into my house last night

He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him

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Start with the couch 😉


The novelist Balzac was wakened by a sudden sound. He saw, from across the one room of his apartment, a thief going through his desk drawers. He started laughing. Startled, the thief asked “Why are you laughing?” Balzac replied, “You’re here, in the dark of the night, trying to find money where I can never find any in the light of noon.”


This is funny because the implication is that the narrator is broke AF.




A thief broke into my house and stole everything, and replaced them with exact duplicates. Stephen Wright