Y’all can’t stand “fruit” on pizza, but we’re just gonna ignore the fruit smoothie that goes on every pizza.

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Pizza is whatever the hell you want to put on it if you like it.. By definition peppers, eggplant zukes etc are fruit.. If you want to use a sweet hazelnut sauce and strawberries with sharp cheddar cheese fuck it why not, people need to stop gate keeping food..


I don’t know. I’m fine with pineapple. It’s the kiwi and strawberry pizzas that are getting to me.


We even use a drill to mix it!


Stop mixing terms. Yes. Lots of what the food world calls “vegetables” due to the savory/sweet divide are “fruits” in biological terms. Obviously that’s not relevant. If you’re talking culinary, use the culinary definition.


i like to nut on my pizza