A Russian worker standing in a liquor line says: “I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Gorbachev.”

Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, “Did you get him?” “No, the line there was even longer than the line here.”

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Like 30 years too late, my dude.

TimD_43

Perhaps updating the joke to reflect our times and say, “Putin” would make it better. There are probably people out there who have no idea who Gorbachev is.

TheAdventOfTruth

In mother Russia, line waits you!

Rabble-Supreme

Nice and quick to the punchline,but sadly they’re still waiting.

Initial_Ease2544

I miss all the iron curtain country jokes!

Buffyoh