At a corporate party…

The director of HR stood up and said “If anyone has any comments or anything they’d like to say please come up to the microphone” An employee stood up and walked over. He picked up the microphone and pointed it directly at the speakers. A loud obnoxious noise screeched out and filled the room. Everyone covered their ears as he held it there. He then turned it away and handed it back to the HR director. To which the HR director said… “Thank you for your feedback.”

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?” That’s Public Relations. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich.” That’s Brand Recognition. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback!!!!

Make_the_music_stop

That’s better than what happened at my place of employment the HR manager jumped on a table and started twerking shouting there is a new sherif in town who’s riding cowboys and saving horses. Needless to say after the new year started we had a new HR manager and she was demoted to recruiter. Putting her talents to good use

wookie3744

Can some explain the joke? Did he use the mic/noise so that colleges could not hear the feedback?

kukumalu255

This joke transported me to a mediocre team building exercise

fiahhawt

Ugh, that was a painful groan. Good one.

Halogen12