Me: She’s dead
Brother: OMG, that’s not how you break news to someone about a beloved pet!
Me: Then how?
Brother: You say: I am afraid I have some bad news. Your cat escaped, went outside, and started chasing a squirrel. The squirrel ran up onto the roof and the cat gave chase. The squirrel leapt from the roof, and the cat tried to follow, but fell. We rushed her to the vet and they did all they could, but I am afraid she didn’t make it. THAT’S! how you break bad news to someone.
Me: I understand, my apologies.
Brother: Anyways, how is mom?
Me: Well, she was up on the roof, chasing a squirrel…Show Top Comments
Almost same as “Mom’s on the roof and we can’t get her down” joke lol1Flashfry1
Best I’ve seen here. Thanks !jvdst_rocks
Great joke… told in the movie _Capricorn One_ by one of the astronauts. One of my fave jokes.Agile_Bobcat
Sorry I don’t get it. Did the mom die?V0rt3XBl4d3
Pretty sure Bob Newhart was telling that joke in the 70s. Thought he wrote it, but could just be a retelling, even back then.jkrewson