My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears.

So he handed me another one.

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A woman was carrying a basket of fruit and I said,Nice Pear! Don’t understand why she slapped me in the face.

berkleysquare

He’s bananas

ItsInMyButt

I confided in a friend my insecurities and I was told to grow a pair. So I planted a pear tree.

Upst8r

A-pear-ently this is a great dad joke.

SproutedWheat

This is great

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