Two men visit a prostitute

Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “Heck. My wife is better than that.” The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “You know? Your wife is better.”

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A man of small stature walks into a brothel. The madam looks him up and down, smirks, and says “I’ll need to see what you’re sporting down there to set you up with the appropriate lady”. He pulls his pants down and his rather small member has “Shorty” tattooed on it. The madam laughs and says “come this way” and leads him to a room with a small lady. An hour later the prostitute comes crawling out of the room, panting and in distress. The madam rushes over and asks “What happened?” She replies “When he gets hard the tattoo says “Shorty’s Bar and Grill in Albequerque New Mexico”!


After the Hooker agrees to the amount, the Customer starts jacking off. “What are you doing?”, she asks. His reply is, “For that kind of money I’m not giving you an easy one”.


2 guys go into a whorehouse and ask the bouncer what can they get for $20. The bouncer says you can suck each others dick for that, fuck off. The guys shrug and go back into the night. After 20 minutes they to back to the bouncer What the fuck you two poor assholes want again? Well, we have come to pay


i like how theres only one comment and it has more downvotes than this post does upvotes edit:not anymore


I would change the puchline to “You know what? You’re totally right.”